The Federation of Great Orme is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Mathias with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.945 billion Great Ormeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llandudno. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Great Ormean economy, worth 407 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,296 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most Mark coins are riddled with bite marks, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Orme's national animal is the Heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Celtic Paganism.

Great Orme is ranked 86,939^th in the world and 163^rd in The League for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,901.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.